Back at the pool last night and into the hottub for the usual relaxation session.  Sweater lady wasn’t there but the guy who hogs the jets on the steps was, bobbing up and down to massage his back and block the entrance.  Some other guy exits the steamroom and hops under the shower to cool down.  How do we know the water was cold?

“I love cold showers!! Cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold! Yes, yes, yes, I love cold showers!! Cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold! Yes! Cold showers!”

Intersperse this with a little deep digging for phlegm and you’ve got one happy guy in the cold shower.