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In Mystery Trip, Russia on September 28, 2012 at 3:51 am

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Kuzma, where are we and what do you see?
Dmitry, we are in Russia and I see Alaska.

Russian 101

In Mongolia, Russia on September 27, 2012 at 11:50 am

I decided we’d be in big trouble if one of us didn’t learn a bit of Russian, so on our flight from Irkutsk to Moscow today I learned the Cyrillic alphabet.  Good thing as no one really speaks English here, very few street signs have English translations, and while the metro stops are listed in both Russian and English on the maps, nothing inside the station tells you where you are if you can’t read their alphabet.  Fortunately there are a lot of English, Arabic, French, and other languages’ words which the Russians picked up, so if you can figure the words out phonetically, you’ll find yourself reading something you’re familiar with.

It took awhile to sort ourselves out from the airport to the hostel, not because of the language barrier, but because no one seemed to know where our street is.  It’s an odd side street that points off a main street like a spoke and I guess locals don’t come here unless they live here.  I asked one nice looking business guy if he knew this street, he said ‘nyet’, and then proceeded to look it up on his phone.  Couldn’t find it, and as we said ‘nyet problehm’ and walked away, we noticed him accosting people on the street to ask if they knew where it was.  He finally found a young woman who pointed it out to him and he victoriously waved at us and then the street with a big smile on his face.  See?  Once again nice people are in abundance on this planet.

When we finally found the hostel and got to our room, we discovered we would be sharing it with a young Armenian woman and many other Russians.  More on that situation in another post.  This girl started telling me about mannerisms here and said everytime Westerners say “Excuse me” in Russian (‘izviniste’ in case you’re wondering), Russians think they’re dealing with a crazy person.  Those niceties are non-existent here and you should replace, “Excuse me, could you please pass me that book”, with “Give it to me”.  I’m all for it, I love the directness of that approach and that you waste much less time trying to be all polite and P.C.  She also said we should stop saying “please” and “thank you” so much because it’s stupid.  I asked her when I should use “Excuse me.”  She looked at me for awhile before saying (read this with a deep Russian accent), “I know the state of your mentalization and I know you’re not crazy, but you should not use that.  Ever.”  As for my ‘mentalization’ I could give her the numbers of a few of my friends who might challenge her on that statement.

Hopefully my Russian vocabulary will grow over the next week and a half, it would be nice to acquire some words in a new language, and now that I know the alphabet, I can also go back to Mongolia, the Ukraine, Khazakhstan, etc.  One lesson learned now, a whole world opened for later.  спокойной ночи.

Siberian Album

In Mystery Trip, Russia on September 26, 2012 at 8:29 pm

China and Mongolia were great, but I always knew that my big destination would be the original home of my grandparents.  While we didn’t get anywhere near the towns they grew up in, just the idea of being in Siberia was enough to make me feel like I’d found my roots.  It also reminded me of the town I grew up in in central British Columbia so it was a homecoming in more ways than one.

Irkutsk

In Mystery Trip, Russia on September 26, 2012 at 1:19 am

We are now in Siberia and the trip has gotten even better.  Our Azerbaijani best friends also became our angels once we arrived in Irkutsk.  We had mistakenly thought we could exchange our Mongolian currency for rubles at the border but there was no bank, so we basically did the trip with 100 rubles in change that my dad had given me just before we left for the trip.  This was enough to get us into the border toilets but not much else.  The Azerbaijanis had already disembarked from the train by the time we got our bags together, but they were waiting for us at the top of the escalators with hugs and help.  They hustled us outside into the cold Siberian air where they promptly pushed us onto a tram, paid our fare, and took us to the center of town.  Then they hassled the locals until they found a bank that would open at 9am.  It was only 8:30 at this point so we stood inside the bank building away from the cold and made each laugh until the bank tellers finally let us in.  Then mama spoke to the teller and made sure she didn’t rip us off in the exchange, and on the way out the door flipped the sign from “Open” to “Closed” as a joke, laughing all the way.  They took us back to the square, negotiated the fare with the driver, and sent us off with full bellies, hugs and kisses.  Our entire adventure with them was conducted mostly with hand gestures as we didn’t speak the others language, but when you become friends with people I guess the language doesn’t matter so much.

We arrived at our hostel too early to check in so we ditched our bags and went to find breakfast.  Just down the road we landed at the Lenin Cafe and had $20 worth of breakfast, which is exactly what you would pay for the same thing at Starbucks back home which means we are now out of cheap territory and back into the expensive, at least on the road.  The coffees chippered us up enough though, and we headed out for more sightseeing.

Beautiful Orthodox churches (I wonder how many we’ll be excited to look at before we are made exhausted by all the iconography), an autumn morning stroll along the river, and then back to the hostel where we finally showered the train trip out of our hair.  We booked in for a 5 hour hike around Lake Baikal tomorrow morning and then went to find the local market.  You can tell the foreigners by the way they walk around stores:  we all have cameras, we all look slightly stunned when trying to negotiate prices in Russian, and we all stare at common things like soap, toothpaste, pigs heads, cheese, and tea like they’ve just dropped in from outer space.  Everything is fascinating because it’s so different.  Now I know why babies always look so freaked out.

Afterwards we went to try and find a restaurant recommended by the traveler’s bible and on the way encountered a building with the faces of the former ‘heroes’ of the Soviet Union carved into the top moldings.  We found Stalin and Trotsky but couldn’t see Lenin. I did find Santa Claus though.  We ended up missing the restaurant completely and landed by the river again.  In attempts to find our way back to the center we stumbled on a rather Parisienne looking cafe with the most wonderfully low-lit ambient lighting and decided to break the bank there.  I ended up with a grilled salmon salad and Doris had one of the best pasta dishes she’s ever had.  A lovely mistake and one that has made the books as one of my favourite evenings in 2012.  We managed to find our way successfully back to the hostel and are hitting the sack shortly in anticipation of the upcoming hike.

This my ancestral land – my grandparents lived in the Ukraine and Siberia until they fled to Canada in the 1920s, and it’s the biggest reason for coming here.  I left about 50% of my heart in Amsterdam after working there more than a year in the 90s, and I’m fairly certain my soul has been acquired from the Arab Middle East.  But getting off the train and standing in the fallen autumn leaves and sniffing the clear Siberian air… I felt like my electrical cord had finally been plugged into the right power source.  I’m back where I started in a sense, and I am so excited to see what’s in store.  We won’t be anywhere near my grandparents towns, but at least I’m in the country and for now, that is enough.

Train, Part II

In Mongolia, Mystery Trip, Russia on September 25, 2012 at 3:28 am

Mongolian crossing time – 3 1/2 hours
Russian crossing time – 1 1/2 hours

and still no bathroom, aaaaaaaaagh!  However, things got good funny fast after the last entry.  The Russian ladies turned out to be Azerbaijani mother and daughter and they are awesome.  They quickly became annoyed with our crazy Mongolian lady and managed to eject her from our cabin.  Now we’re all best friends, sharing meals, listening to Jay Z, watching Gossip Girl in Russian, and teaching each other our languages.

I guess the Russians are not as tolerant of the Mongolian traders and it looks like our crazy lady got busted.  The whole group was kicked out of our car back to last class which could be punishment enough.

We finally cleared all border controls and thanks to the pocket change of rubles my dad gave me we were able to FINALLY use the platform bathroom.  It truly felt like saving the world.  Thanks, Dad!!!

Overall the whole journey by train will take about 36 hours to our next stop where we’ll stay for 2 days.  And judging by the drop in temperature my sweater will finally come in handy.

Train, Part I

In Mongolia, Mystery Trip, Russia on September 24, 2012 at 4:19 pm

We are on the Transsiberian train from Ulaanbaatar to Irkutsk, Siberia.  When we boarded the train last night there was a group of Mongolians who looked like they were moving house – they each had about ten bags and formed a bucket brigade to haul everything in.  Luckily we had a 4-person berth to ourselves the first night and spent it quietly and uneventfully.  The next morning around 6:30 we pulled up to the Mongolian border and the engine and all other cars detached and left our Russian car alone on the track.  The bathrooms were locked off so we disembarked and used the facilities on the platform before getting back on for customs and border inspection.  For the record, the female Mongolian guard was hot, she was wearing knee-high leather boots and a beautifully tailored suit.  She makes Canadian guards look dumpy.

As we waited for inspection, the Mongolians picked up yet more bags from the platform and moved into everyone’s cabin.  They took over ours, hanging up jackets and shoving spangled boots into spare cracks.  It turns out that they get goods for cheap from Mongolia, haul them into Russia where partners wait to grab the bags and then sell them on the platforms while the Mongolians travel back home to pick up the next batch.  We’re all supposed to declare the number of bags in our possession but of course they don’t want to declare theirs as they’ll have to pay border taxes.  Obviously the border inspection is a joke as the guards searched our cabin and no one was charged for anything.  Everyone knows how this works and they turn a blind eye to all of it.

In the meantime, two Russian ladies also joined our cabin and the Mongolian lady set up shop.  As I write this they are haggling over thick socks.  The Russians said no to the ugly sweaters and even to the black leg warmer boots covered in sparkles.  I do believe this next part of the journey will be far livelier than the last which means I have to decide between being annoyed or putting on my curiosity cap and being amused.  If the border officials would give me back my passport I could get off the train and run to the bathroom which I am dying to use.  Until I can relieve myself of this pressing burden I shall be annoyed, but am confident that visiting the toilet will allow me to put my happy pants back on and maybe buy a pair of socks.

Mongolia Album

In Mongolia, Mystery Trip on September 24, 2012 at 5:04 am

Not the most common tourist destination but a wonderful country nonetheless.  My favourite parts of it were hearing how the locals have adjusted to the influx of mining companies and the commerce they’ve brought with them.  The craziest change is definitely the traffic – endless construction, road closures, and a driving culture powered by pride and competition.  If you’re going anywhere by car, pack your patience.  You won’t be getting there fast.

Mongolian Traffic

In Mongolia, Mystery Trip on September 23, 2012 at 9:52 pm

The traffic congestion in Ulaanbaatar can be attributed to two things:  1. poor construction planning, and 2. new drivers.  Construction envelopes the entire city and no one gives any thought to managing the traffic implications of closing a road.  The result is multiple road closures with one-way alley routes that were originally built solely for pedestrian use.  Up until ten years ago people were still getting around by horse and there were very few cars.  With the arrival of the mining companies the automobile has increased exponentially with poor infrastructure lagging far behind.  And this leads to the second problem, a very ‘young’ driving population.

Most of the Mongolian drivers have been on the road for only two years and a large percentage would have purchased their licenses.  Defensive driving is non-existent and this turns everything into a competition with no knowledge of how to navigate traffic jams.  Traffic lights are necessary because without them cars grind to a halt in utter confusion, so you can imagine what road closures would do to their already discombobulated minds.

Arrogance and pride also play into the general chaos.  Because everyone has to win no one can lose.  If two cars approach each other from opposite directions in an alleyway, they will get stuck for up to five minutes while they stare each other down, scowling at the other to give in first.  It’s stupid and yet the learning curve seems to be rather flat.  One wonders how long they’ll tolerate this behaviour before they change their ways.  Until then, if you need to get somewhere in the city make sure to add at least 30-40 to your estimated trip time.  Happy travels!

Beijing Album

In China, Mystery Trip on September 22, 2012 at 6:06 pm

Three days is not long enough to soak in a city and its atmosphere, but it is enough time to see a lot of what makes it famous.  Wonderful architecture, interesting people, and a great walking culture made Beijing a pleasure to visit.

Beijing

In China on September 22, 2012 at 3:20 am

Yes, to everyone who guessed Beijing.  Guess my clues weren’t obscure enough, anyhoo, more pics below.  And the trip is far from over so keep guessing where I might be.  Another prize for the person who gets the next two major cities on the itinerary after Beijing.